Two lovers

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and
reincarnation.They vowed that if either died, the other one
remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world
exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks
later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his
sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30
days later.

At the seance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha.
Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this
is John. I can hear you." Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what
is it like where you are?" "It's beautiful. There are azure skies,
a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time." "What do you do all
day?" asked Martha. "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat
some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until
noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until
about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep
about 11 p.m. "Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what
heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha."
"Well, then, where are you?"
"I'm a rabbit in Arizona."
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